Before Manipal and After Manipal

Before Manipal : When you sneeze you say “excuse me”
After Manipal : When you sneeze you say “Fuck me”
Before Manipal : Your Inbox is one of the most clean in the world
After Manipal : Your inbox displays “Over 18″ warning
Before Manipal : You have constant fights with Mom
After Manipal : No problems at all hello and bye is all you talk
Before Manipal : Your reaction when you look at the clock at 4 am “Oh i am late to bed”
After Manipal : Your reaction when you look at the clock at 4 am “Its a lazy evening”
Before Manipal : You have trouble finding your umbrella
After Manipal : You always have “made unclaimed” umbrellas around
Before Manipal : Your reaction about exams start “Damn it no more sleep”
After Manipal : You reaction about exams end ” Damn it no more sleep”
Before Manipal : Parents are mad at you because you come to home “late night”
After Manipal : Caretakers are always happy with you coz you come to hostel “Early Morning “