If You Want An iPhone…

So this is a true story that involves me and my mom. It’s a bit of a long read but it will be worth your while.

Yesterday, I came back to my flat after classes and opened the door only to see my mother at the threshold. I was pleasantly surprised.

The next few hours were spent consuming some of the most delicious homemade pasta that one could ever have.

Afterwards, my mom asks me: “What do you want for your birthday this year?” I could barely conceal my excitement and asked for an iPhone. My mom just smiled and said that she would think about it.

The next day my mom sends me a text. The notification on my cell started with “If you want an iPhone…”

Naturally I was excited, and opened my texts even though classes were on. My mind began to race while my android smartphone began to hang as usual.

What could it possibly be? A 9 GPA? 100% attendance? Should I have to save some part of the money myself? Would I need to help around the house more? What could it possibly be?

Finally, my messages app opened.

And I shit you not, this was the full text.

“If you want i phone, become a Maharashtrian. Your Mom’s cell phone automatically becomes…

‘Aai’ Phone…! :P”

Troll Mom strikes again!

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