Articles by Hoogar

I am convinced that God is testing me and testing me severely. Now anybody who knows me would testify that I am not one to get angry and then rant and rave and carry on. Oh no. I am one […]

Hoogar awoke that morning, yawned, and climbed out of bed. Not only out of bed, but out the window. That’s right two stories—straight down. It seems that the bed had rolled next to the window during the night. But a […]

Have you ever thought of the many times you have been late to class, and the tired, old, worn out excuses that have always been given such as: “It began to rain heavily,” “my car broke down,” “bus got stalled,” […]

DONT WASTE YOUR TIME reading this stupid column because I really don‘t have anything to say and besides, you have exams to study for, but since you’re going to insist on subjecting yourself to this, I’ll make one small concession […]

Has anyone (besides the table in the N.W. comer of the dining room) noticed the flies in the Food Court? Has anyone noticed the obvious genetic mutation that enables these insects to 1)walk backwards on your arms? 2)bite at the […]