Remembering Road Rash! Ten Commandments of the Highway

1. Thou Shalt hold nothing but thy steering wheel—neither a baby on thy lap-nor a babe in thine arms.
2. Thou Shalt not make unto thee a god of thy horsepower.
3. Thou Shalt not take the center lane in vain.
4. Remember the driver behind, to help him pass thee.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother and all thine other passengers.
6. Thou Shalt not kill—not even a pedestrian.
7. Thou shall not commit inebriated driving.
8. Thou shall not steal—not thy neighbors eyes with thy headlights, nor his ear with thy horn, nor his enjoyment with thy litter.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness with thy signals.
10. Thou Shalt not covet thy neighbor’s right of way.