Funny reactions to the announcement of Modi as PM candidate

After months of deliberations, the BJP finally appointed its charismatic Gujarat leader Narendra Modi as its Prime Ministerial candidate.The announcement was made by BJP chief Rajnath Singh after a meeting of the party’s parliamentary board which was skipped by Advani who expressed “anguish” over the way the party was functioning. The decision has not gone well with the Congress, media and some within the party.

Here are some reactions to the announcement:




RAHUL GANDHI: I am not worried. The Prime Ministers position is just a state of mind. It doesnt exist.

L.K ADVANI: Nahi chodunga PM banne ka armaan, Jab tak hai jaan, Jab tak hai jaan, Jab tak hai jaan.



RENUKA CHOWDARY (tears in her eyes and as irrelevant as ever): Sonia is a symbol of sacrifice. She is our leader. Who is Narendra Modi. Why are you asking my views. I am Congress. Ask the BJP

SONIA GANDHI: We are in trouble now. It’s time for the “Unbiased” news channels to save us!

CNN-IBN: Yes Madamji. So what about the split in the BJP? What about Advaniji’s disappointment towards the decision? What about 2002 riots?

NDTV: Just a day before the announcement, Modi used ABCD  in the rally, and forgets to mention Sanskrit. Another embarrassment to BJP by its poster boy. How do they explain this? Is he the secular face of India?

PRANAB ROY: So the UPA is coming to power again in 2014 🙂

The angry Indian: It’s just Rajnath who has announced Modi for PM. We will only accept it once Arnab makes a statement on the “Newshour”. Please come back soon Arnab.

ARNAB GOSWAMI: Calm down guys. I will be back from leave in couple of days. Wait for my verdict on the matter.



DIGVIJAY SINGH: I think RSS is behind this decision. Well, this time I get it right. 🙂 🙂

NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU: Modiji. Aap toh cha gaye guru.hahahahahahhahahahaha. Thoko taali.


RAVI SHASTRI: With the announcement the scene seems to be set for an exciting clash between Modi and Rahul and you can literally feel the excitement among the Indian crowd. The atmosphere is electric and Modi will be going for the full monty. One just gets a feeling that this is going to go down to the wire. As of now all results are possible. At the end of the elections, politics will be the real winner

SREESANTH: Good decision by the BJP. Time to call my bookies and raise the stakes.

MANMOHAN SINGH(finally speaks): After 2014, I will no longer be custodian of the PM’s chair. Theek Hai.


P.S: All facts mentioned in this article are Fiction.

But we guess, you already knew that, didn’t you?


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