Do you know this Guy?

I have this acquaintance who seems to be from another planet or something. He always says things that don’t make sense and kinda make you wonder if all the wires are connected right inside that brain of his. I’ll admit that he does have a brain inside that gigantic head of his but why he doesn’t use it correctly is a complete mystery to me. I have tried holding conversations with him but each time he strays from the subject altogether. He starts talking about things that have to do nothing with anything.

Although another acquaintance and I have taken to insulting him every time something absurd comes out of his mouth we really try to understand why he does this. We’ve known him for about five; years and, in my opinion, he’s one of the strangest characters I have ever come across.

Stranger than even myself.

Isn’t that scary?

He doesn’t even look like a weirdo, in fact he looks just like everybody else. But then again so did Ted Bundy and he turned out to be a killer. He might turn out to be killer or he might just turn out to be unable to communicate properly because there is a loose wire in his head but in the end I guess it doesn’t really matter

because he’s different.

Sometimes I wonder if he’s standing outside my window waiting for me to go to sleep so he can rip my lungs out or something. But then again I just imagine anybody being out there waiting for me to fall asleep to cause me bodily harm. It’s my mom’s fault, actually. She traumatized me so much when I was a little kid and it’s catching up to me now.

But seriously folks.

I think this acquaintance of mine is just pretty odd sometimes and that’s why I have to wonder such things. Either that or I could spend my time getting advice from my neighbor’s dog, but I think he’s gotten tired of me by now. And so has my neighbor, but that’s a different story altogether.

I don’t think I have ever met anyone as strange as this acquaintance of mine and I spend a lot of sleepless nights hoping and praying that I don’t ever meet anyone like him in my lifetime. It’s weird because I sometimes find myself thinking odd strange things that don’t make sense, or something.

I don’t know what that had to do with anything but I guess his psychosis is rubbing off on me. I also wonder just how he looks at the world since he obviously has a different insight of it. Maybe he sees auras and stuff like that. And maybe I have been spending too many sleepless nights, making the new one fall asleep!

Which brings me to the subject of how he was conceived. We have many idiotic theories on this subject but they all came out of boredom and things that we come up with out of boredom usually tend to be negative, or so,says my psychiatry text-book.

Well, anyway, I still think this guy is strange and he’s done many strange things that have reinforced my theory but I guess that’s the way it is. And I’m still trying to figure out if he’s going to turn out to be some kind of Ted Bundy sort of guy or something. But that’s a different story altogether and I don’t have anymore time to talk about it.