So, waiting for those dreadful results? 18.104.22.168 trolling you much?
Well, you aint alone friend. My heart’s been pumping like a jackhammer since MIT trolled us with a sneak peak of the results last night at 11. So anyways, I came up with a list of to-do things while the portal comes back online.
5. WATCH A MOVIE
This is a summer of great movies. Just go out to the nearest multiplex and book that of show of The Great Gatsby, Go Goa Gone, Aurangzeb, Fast 6 (or even the extremely crappy Ishkq in Paris) and waste your money in an orgy of coke and popcorn.
4. GO FOR A JOG
Well, if you can’t afford to go for a multiplex movie outing, try jogging. A lot of us are gorging on our moms’ cooking (Your’s truly also included) so this is a useful idea to kill two birds with one stone: Burn the calories, and your anxiety away.
Unless you’re currently in a city that’s reeling from a heat wave, ignore this one. Chances are you’ll find your way to the nearest hospital.
3. PLAY A VIDEO GAME
To the couch potatos in you, if jogging’s not your thing, play a video game. Even Road Rash or Solitaire will do. You won’t realize that results are out, until the annoying whatsapp texts asking, “Bhai, kitna mila?” flood your inbox.
2. ATTEND A FUNCTION
A lot of us get irritated when our parents ask us to accompany them for that annoying uncle/aunt/cousin’s wedding/christening/housewarming functions, but dreary functions with ever-so irritating long-lost-relatives who exclaim your cuteness as a baby are a wonderful way to take your mind off the tension of results.