After making mess membership compulsory for hostel inmates, MIT management has come up with another controversial move according to which each mess member should have a minimum of 75% attendance in the mess failing which his/her hostel deposit will not be refunded.The detailed guidelines with respect to this decision have been put up on the… Continue reading MIT makes 75% attendance compulsory in all the hostel messes
Category: Faking Manipal
Manipal’s War against the Environment
[pullquote_right]“We have to destroy the environment as quickly as we can.” – Manipal for Environment Sabotage and Subversion[/pullquote_right] A newly set up body by the Association of Builders and Construction Developers Enterprises (ABCDE), the Manipal for Environment Sabotage and Subversion (MESS), commissioned a team of researchers to look in to what ails the University township… Continue reading Manipal’s War against the Environment
OM Xerox Akka to be conferred Honorary Doctorate
OM Xerox Akka, the owner of a xerox shop in MIT, Manipal campus, will be conferred an honorary doctorate by the University. This was announced by the Registrar of the University in a press release earlier today. The press release contained the following communique – [quote]”On behalf of the University,I take this opportunity on the… Continue reading OM Xerox Akka to be conferred Honorary Doctorate
MU hostels to make Justin Bieber alarm tones compulsory
After receiving numerous complaints from hostel inmates about the alarm tone disturbance from the rooms of heavy sleepers, MU has set up a committee to look into this problem. The committee, headed by Brig.Bappi Lahiri, has come up with an unique idea as per which all the students who wish to use alarm clocks (or… Continue reading MU hostels to make Justin Bieber alarm tones compulsory
Moral Police Target Manipal: Mannequins beaten, burnt and Molested!
The moral police has spread its fangs to the university town of Manipal now. Yesterday a group of people, claiming affiliation to an outfit called Bandi Jagarana Vedike, attacked a ready-made textiles store near Shantala Lodge. They vandalized the store, broke the furniture and stripped the mannequins bare. The mannequins were dragged by their hair… Continue reading Moral Police Target Manipal: Mannequins beaten, burnt and Molested!