In what could lead to a huge controversy, a group of MITians, who’re seeking to rent out a flat, alleged tacit discrimination by landlords in Manipal against students of Manipal Institute of Technology. “This attitude of landlords sucks. As soon as they learn we are from MIT, they are like ‘you are from MITaaaaa?’ with… Continue reading MIT Students to Protest against Landlord Discrimination Today
Category: Faking Manipal
MIT student suspended for wearing Papa CJ T-shirt
In a shocking incident, a student of MIT was suspended today for wearing a T-shirt with obscene quote. The quote, attributed to a stand-up comedian called Papa CJ,read: “I come from the land of Kamasutra.I can fuck you in more ways than you can count.” The student,Raj Arora (NAME CHANGED) from Mechanical Engineering branch, was… Continue reading MIT student suspended for wearing Papa CJ T-shirt
DeeTee to hold special convocation for MIT Graduates on 12th November
It’s the place most “passed out” MITians miss more than their college. Some of them must have had more than 80% attendance here. No matter how much you are pissed off, if you head to this place, all sorrows/disappointments vanish in no time. Such is the cathartic effect this place has on its devotees. DeeTee,… Continue reading DeeTee to hold special convocation for MIT Graduates on 12th November
Manipal student pissed as he misses Mahesh Bhatt’s ‘sex talk’; Blames Gandhi posters
While many students of Manipal had a nice time receiving sex gyan from Mahesh Bhatt, one student named Mayank Shetty was pissed off as he missed the sex talk delivered by the veteran Bollywood filmmaker. He blamed the organizing committee for putting up posters of Gandhi and ‘misleading’ people like him. “Seeing all those posters,I thought… Continue reading Manipal student pissed as he misses Mahesh Bhatt’s ‘sex talk’; Blames Gandhi posters
Breaking: RBI to replace two-rupee coins with ‘Dairy Milk Shots’
In what could be a great news to shopkeepers, the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) today has announced the replacement of two-rupee coins with ‘Dairy Milk Shots‘ manufactured by Cadbury India Limited.The decision comes in the wake of shopkeepers’ association submitting a memorandum to RBI governor seeking the same.The memorandum explained in detail how shopkeepers… Continue reading Breaking: RBI to replace two-rupee coins with ‘Dairy Milk Shots’