The underground chamber at Kamath Circle from where the valuables in the form of vintage wine and beer bottles are being moved to an undisclosed location. In a shocking revelation yesterday, MBI (Manipal Beer-au of Investigation) has revealed that crores worth of beer and wine have been unearthed from Kamath Circle. Though the exact amount… Continue reading Crores worth of Beer unearthed in KC!
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Ghosts in Snack Shack!
Photograph of one of the ghosts taken near the tiger circle while we were running away! They seemed to be following us… Octamethylcyclotetrasiloxane. Pharmacists deal with this. Each and every day of their lives. Being a pharmacist gives you access to various chemicals, not all of them being safe. But why am I telling you… Continue reading Ghosts in Snack Shack!
Manipal Accidents are Man-Made: Manipal Monk Reports
There has been a RISE in the number of accidents in recent times. Intellectuals throughout the country are astonished! They say it is quite a paradox considering the declining sex ratio. Incidentally, It has been speculated that the pot-holes are the main reason behind the sudden rise, In fact, Last Friday a school bus full… Continue reading Manipal Accidents are Man-Made: Manipal Monk Reports
SRK Stake in Manipal University – Manipal Monk Reports
Last Thursday, there was a strange occurrence at our neighbourhood post-office. All the letters sent from here reached their destination OPEN! When The Monk spoke to the police about the strange incident and what could have caused it, they all sounded pretty baffled. They said “we have nooo Glue”. In the latest piece of NEW… Continue reading SRK Stake in Manipal University – Manipal Monk Reports
Bhondoo @MIT: Spitters unite to end smokers craze
The following is the complete unabridged text of Bhondoo’s speech at a rally held near Kamath Circle, today. The rally was very well attended according the few spectators who gathered at Lunch time, at the peak of the monsoon season. The time for negotiation and patience has ended: they have been ineffective tools in dealing… Continue reading Bhondoo @MIT: Spitters unite to end smokers craze