Category: Faking Manipal

There is a new machine which will be  installed in the farthest lunch line in the cafeteria, called the myPal Kiosk. The name for this machine, is inspired by the name of  Manipal, and the new airtel ad ” har ek friend zaroori hota hai”.   This machine allows money to be put into a… Continue reading University to Introduce student friendly myPal Kiosk

Tired of seeing all the ‘Happy Engineer’s Day’ posts all over social media sites, students from various other streams felt left out and decided to have a day for their respective streams as well. One Manoj Tiwari (name changed on request) from a reputed communications colleg in Manipal, said ” Soon we will call for… Continue reading Engineer’s Day evokes strong response

In what could be first ever instance of its kind in Manipal, a group of MIT faculty barged into the rooms of students and vandalized their belongings mercilessly. The incident happened in the evening hours of Monday at tenth block of MIT hostels. The victims are the students who played truant during the third day(Saturday)… Continue reading MIT faculty vandalize students’ belongings

In what could be one of the rarest compliments from its users, ION wireless, which provides internet services for MU hostels, was commended by a  student of MIT for its ‘uninterrupted internet outage’ in his room . Kahil Sumar, a student of MIT who got placed in Mahindra & Mahindra recently, attributed his success  in… Continue reading MIT student attributes his success to ION wireless

In a shocking series of events today, the residents of Manipal woke up to streets filled with slimy liquid which is now being thought of to be aftermath of a night long vomit on the streets. Around 600 students who are visibly sick are now being held as suspects in their own respectivehostels as the… Continue reading Manipal wakes up to Litres of Vomit!