1) You panic when you don’t have an umbrella at the sound of thunder. One can never beat the rains. There is no getting around it. Unless you want to perpetually appear as if you have just come off a swim fully clothed, you have to get yourself a sturdy umbrella. For more details on… Continue reading The Ten Signs you are a Manipalite
Author: Vikram Singh Tomar
10 things you will know within 10 days in Manipal
1) No one wants to know your Tenth standard percentage or your Twelfth standard or how many chicks you nailed “back home”. Get over it. 2) Puddles of water in rain get splashed onto pedestrians when you drive too fast through them. Let’s learn it once and for all now shall we? 3) If you… Continue reading 10 things you will know within 10 days in Manipal
Murphy’s 19 Laws for Manipal
Ever wondered why Manipal is different? The amount of rain is directly proportional to your probability of forgetting the umbrella. The only question you will answer in class will be a rhetorical one. The light at the end of trees at Shenoys is crow crap. Manipal strikes. The lecturer will arrive early if you are… Continue reading Murphy’s 19 Laws for Manipal
If Manipal were a country – A Facebook Post that went Viral!!
Country : Manipal Capital : Dee tee Currency : Dairy Milk Shots National Game : Umbrella Management National Animal: Manipal Bug National Threat : Crows at Shenoy’s National Food : Anything under Rs 75 with free home delivery. National Frustration : Classes during Saturday second-half National Tourist Spot : End point National Mystery : Department… Continue reading If Manipal were a country – A Facebook Post that went Viral!!
Manipal wakes up to Litres of Vomit!
In a shocking series of events today, the residents of Manipal woke up to streets filled with slimy liquid which is now being thought of to be aftermath of a night long vomit on the streets. Around 600 students who are visibly sick are now being held as suspects in their own respectivehostels as the… Continue reading Manipal wakes up to Litres of Vomit!