| Please do not impart your wisdom here! Everyone here is wise. |
| No horn? Here’s a solution!! |
| I will be a truck when I get older….. |
| No parking? Kidding right! |
| Look ma.. No wheel …. |
| Carlsberg! Probably the best beer in the world.. Yeah right From hindi: Bhayankar Thandi Beer (Can mean anything from Macabre to horrifying cold Beer) |
| Are you a king? |
| The Indian Electric Chair!! |
| The shop of a Thief (Alternatively – The shop where you learn to be a thief) |
| Lol!! Yeah… The Volvo Indian Style |
| Vomit here and pay Rs. 50 as fine! The waiter will charge you extra! |
| Wanna know where you are? Rs 5/- And want to reach your destination? Rs 10/- |

superb yaar……great