Ishant Sharma: One giant nightmare

After giving 30 runs in an over of the match Ishant Sharma has been trending all over in Facebook And Twitter. Australia needed 44 runs in 18 balls and only 4 wickets were left, everyone thought that India will win this match but then came the villan of the match Ishant Sharma. James Faulkner scored 30 runs in 48th over and that over changed the game.  Australia won the match and  since then Ishant Sharma has been trending all over in Facebook And Twitter. Here are some funny one-liners.

 

•  Ishant Sharma is God’s answer to BCCI’s wrongdoings.
• Dear single guys, if a girl gives you as many chances as Dhoni has given to Ishant Sharma, marry her.
•  Behind every successful batsman there is a Kamran Akmal, but infront of them is Ishant Sharma
• You Have 2 Bullets and there is #IshantSharma, KRK & Mrs. Gandhi, which 2 people are u gonna Shoot ? Indian Fan : I’ll Shoot Ishant TWICE !!
•  Newton’s 3rd law modified: For every N Srinivasan, there is an equal and opposite Ishant Sharma.
•  Dear Dhoni, Ishant Sharma ko OLX pe bech de.
• Ishant Sharma makes people miss Nehra
• Windows media player……. …..Is a better player than Ishant Sharma.
•  Once Rajanikanth’s team scored 500 runs in a T20match, but still they lost that match….Can u guess the reason?Anyone?Areh becoz Ishant Sharma bowled all the 20 overs forthe Rajani Sir’s team.

 

• Teri julfo ki ghani chaon me run marunga me…… jab tak he jaan jab tak he jaan– james faulkner ADD more 😉
•  Dhoni would have bowled better than Ishant Sharma. In fact, even Duncan Fletcher would have.
•  It wasn’t Faulkner, it wasn’t Voges. Australia’s match winner tonight was Ishant Sharma.
•  If ever there was an Orange Cap award for bowlers, Ishant Sharma would win it hands down.
•  Ajit Agarkar would be having second thoughts on his retirement after looking at Ishant Sharma bowl.
• Restaurants to rename ‘unlimited’ offer packages to ‘Ishant Sharma’ packages.
• Ishant Sharma should be called Lord Ishant Sharma henceforth.
• Ishant Sharma is the greatest bowler ever. He doesn’t just reverse swing the ball, he reverse swings the whole match.
• BCCI should consider giving Ishant Sharma voluntary retirement.
•  When Ishant Sharma bowls, it’s a working holiday for all fielders. Of course, the spectators are the real fielders.
•  Ishant Sharma doesn’t need a towel to indicate that he’s giving away runs.
•  Colors to give Ishant Sharma a wild card entry to Big Boss season 7.
•  The selectors should drop Ishant Sharma and recall Ashish Nehra or Ashok Dinda for the remainder of the series.
•  Dhoni isn’t India’s greatest finisher, Ishant Sharma is.
•  Lord Ishant Sharma has the ability to overshadow Sir Jadeja
•  At this rate, Ishant Sharma would end up with the most number of centuries (with the ball) for India in ODIs.
•  MS Dhoni has asked Virat Kohli to deliver the Ishant Sharma speech tonight – “M#@$#@%$ B@#$@#%%”
•  Three most useless things in the world. 1. Internet Explorer. 2. Indian Politicians. 3. Ishant Sharma.