5 Simple Things To Do While Waiting For Results

So, waiting for those dreadful results? 218.248.47.9 trolling you much?

MIT Results
Scumbag Server…. Photo via Manipal Trolls

Well, you aint alone friend. My heart’s been pumping like a jackhammer since MIT trolled us with a sneak peak of the results last night at 11. So anyways, I came up with a list of to-do things while the portal comes back online.

5. WATCH A MOVIE

This is a summer of great movies. Just go out to the nearest multiplex and book that of show of The Great Gatsby, Go Goa Gone, Aurangzeb, Fast 6 (or even the extremely crappy Ishkq in Paris) and waste your money in an orgy of coke and popcorn.

4. GO FOR A JOG

Well, if you can’t afford to go for a multiplex movie outing, try jogging. A lot of us are gorging on our moms’ cooking (Your’s truly also included) so this is a useful idea to kill two birds with one stone: Burn the calories, and your anxiety away.

Unless you’re currently in a city that’s reeling from a heat wave, ignore this one. Chances are you’ll find your way to the nearest hospital.

3. PLAY A VIDEO GAME

To the couch potatos in you, if jogging’s not your thing, play a video game. Even Road Rash or Solitaire will do. You won’t realize that results are out, until the annoying whatsapp texts asking, “Bhai, kitna mila?” flood your inbox.

2. ATTEND A FUNCTION

A lot of us get irritated when our parents ask us to accompany them for that annoying uncle/aunt/cousin’s wedding/christening/housewarming functions, but dreary functions with ever-so irritating long-lost-relatives who exclaim your cuteness as a baby are a wonderful way to take your mind off the tension of results.

1. ctrl+shift+N

‘Nuff Said.

About Vinayak Prabhu 19 Articles
Change cant be given to you everytime. You yourself must bring change. A Student at the Manipal Institute of Technology